HAHAHAHAH

nopeing my way through life

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

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freelancerkiwi:

dudewithabow:

so this guy in my class got really annoyed at his laptop and yelled “YOU SMEGGING SMEGPOT” and i was like “where did you even get those words from”

and he looked kinda embarrassed and just glared at me and my tower of pimps hoodie and just said “you fucking know where I got it from”

didn’t even know he watched achievement hunter up until that point

that is the best way to discover an achievement hunter fan

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averagebare:

i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS

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wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

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egberts:

egberts:

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

everyone thought i deleted this blog, the blog i posted this on, the blog that is currently still active….

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twitch-the-tiny:

kingkeenanthegreat:

dash-of-dark:

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

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sureashale:

petition to help jensen ackles’ freckles break free from the bonds of makeup

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ask-thelittleheros:

Peter Q: Or sometimes we play monopoly.

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green-eyed-rising-demon:

tellthegirlsivefallen:

69shadesofgayy:

psychedelicatessenn:

youbeturfannypack:

THESE ARE NOT OKAY

READING THESE WAS A MISTAKE

Haha fuck

Omg OMG

I just heard a different version of that last one:

You’re in your room and you hear your mom call you to come downstairs. As you get up to start down, you hear your mom in her room saying, “Don’t listen, honey, I heard it too.”

Which do you believe?

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